hamishthehobbit:

femmeslasher:

cattstark:

fandom-fanboyism:

courtneybeth:

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:

x

I AM GOING TO DO IT

I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE

theanalysisoftheobvious:

benedictseyebrows:

Always reblog the gif of pure sex

TAG YOUR DAMN PORN

hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

hiddles-mikkels-batched:

lissiacave23:

allthedirtygirlswantbenedict:

So I did the thing.

I would also give him babies. Woof. 

IS HE A RUSSIAN HIT MAN?

thelittleconsultingmermaid:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

cool-bro-fili:

kaasan64:

chaosangel72:

“U go gurl”

Someone thinks this is okay behavior, and that makes me sad for humanity.

This makes me sick.

I’m not going to murder idiot little girls nope nope nop

FIRE UP THE FUCKING STOVE, I’M MAKING DINNER.

Did you know:

The police are on Facebook. The FBI, we’re also in Facebook. Anything you put out into the Internet, we can access it, especially on Facebook. So don’t worry tumblr, this girl may be an idiot and you may want to punch her in the face, but she’d never get anywhere in court.

BEFORE THE THREATEN TO USE THE LAW
LEARN THE FUCKING LAW.

This right here is why rape cases almost never hold up in court, or get investigated properly, because some girls accuse guys of rape when it never happened. This is making it worse for the actual victims.

internetexplorers:

codehsayshi:

internetexplorers:

god bless push up bras

God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.

anger

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

cumber-porn:

havetardiswilltimetravel:

Hobbitlock:

Good morning!

you pedantic little shit, Sherlock!

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

aidanturnerfrustration:

romantically-dysfunctional:

morrissarty:

twerknugget:

rule #47837482130 of tumblr

if ur australian everyone automatically likes u 

except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit

shut the fuck up new zealand

You leave Middle Earth alone, Australia, or we’ll recolonize you.

Sincerely, 

England.

But Muuuuuuum

this is perfect