That one there, that’s Karen Smith. She’s one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
these are the two most helpful sims 3 reviews on steam
HIS DYING GIFT WAS TO GET JACK LAID
I’ve always aspired to be a better man than I am. And I’m nowhere near there yet. So I’d like to, rather sentimentally, dedicate this award to my mum, for making me the man that I am. - upon receiving the Man Of The Year award
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
j.k. rowling admits that harry and hermione should have ended up together
*jumps into taxi* “driver follow that car!!”
*car doesnt follow back*
"ok unfollow that car"
God bless Tolkien.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
in Middle Earth, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal realms of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d brothers make their life
Whose misadventure Sauron overthrows,
And with his death, end their people’s strife.
Their fearful passage, that shall death mark’d prove
And the continuance of their parents’ rage
Which but The One Ring’s end, naught could remove,
Is now, like, twelve hours’ traffic of our stage;
The which of you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
did you just rewrite shakespeare for lord of the rings and make it work better than the original
ENGLISH LITERATURE NERDGASM OF EPIC PROPORTION!
DID YOU JUST REWRITE THE PROLOGUE OF ROMEO AND JULIET USING LORD OF THE RINGS AND KEEP IT IN THE FORM OF A SONNET CORRECT SYLLABLES AND ALL?????
i’m atheist and not supposed to believe in you, you god.